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Turn Around Bright Eyes

Coming straight to you from lynxreign's subconscious mind, the Dream-Telepresence Tortured Love Metaphor Contest!

Here's how it works: Make a metaphorical statement about love. Your effort should have a certain strained/cheesy/overwrought/ironic/absurdist quality. Whether this springs from sheer schmoopyness on the part of those folks who are currently romantically happy, or from the bitter reserves of sarcasm possessed by those who are not is up to you.

The Lynxie dream version of me came up with "My love for you is like the branches of an ancient oak: expansive, sheltering and full of leaves around half the year."

But surely you can do better! Make however many entries you like in this thread, you will be judged in a highly arbitrary fashion by your peers, and the winner will get a custom mix CD of some of the most epically cheesetastic greatest love songs ever!

ETA: Yes, the dream example and many of the entries thus far are actually similes, that's okay.
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