Here's how it works: Make a metaphorical statement about love. Your effort should have a certain strained/cheesy/overwrought/ironic/absur
The Lynxie dream version of me came up with "My love for you is like the branches of an ancient oak: expansive, sheltering and full of leaves around half the year."
But surely you can do better! Make however many entries you like in this thread, you will be judged in a highly arbitrary fashion by your peers, and the winner will get a custom mix CD of some of the
ETA: Yes, the dream example and many of the entries thus far are actually similes, that's okay.